Trooper: Mom, are you going to wear your boots?
Me: Yeah, I'll wear them.
Trooper: Just don't wear them with your sweatpants. People will be like, oh, terrible.
Me: Trooper, what did you just put in there?
Trooper: A battery. It was old, so I put it in the battery box.
Me: OK, thank you.
Trooper: It has to go to electronics recycling.
Me: Trooper, you are just so cute. Come over here and give me a hug and a kiss.
Trooper: What? I have busy things to do.
As he empties out the shoe box of all the random things that have fallen in, along with all the shoes. Amazingly, he threw away all the trash, vacuumed out the box, and put all the shoes back. He reminded me of myself, starting a simple project like looking for a pair of sneakers and letting it turn into a twenty minute ordeal.
Grandma and Trooper were watching an animal video, talking about the animals they saw, and right as Jonathan came in from work, Grandma said, "Look, it's a turkey!"
"That's not a turkey!" Trooper said with indignation, "that's my dad!"