-Trooper when learning something interesting: Oh, I should write that down.
(He spends too much time around me.)
-Trooper has a hard time believing that his last name is White like mine, because he's brown. Whenever I tell him his last name is White, he reminds me that his hands don't match mine. He said, "And look, my face is almost black." I tried convincing him that there are other brown people named White, and we even know some, and that there are light-skinned people named Black, Brown, and Green. I'm not sure if that worked. Time will tell.
-Trooper as he chases the cat around the house with a nerf gun: Come on, come on. I got you covered. (Too much Star Wars.)
-Trooper when he's about to get in trouble for locking and closing a bedroom door AGAIN: Wait! Where that door come from? Home Depot? Where you get it?
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